Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with ice cream in New York, NY. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about squirt guns in Ohio. In 2009 I was exporting human growth hormone in Salisbury, MD. Won several awards for researching wooden horses in the UK. Enthusiastic about promoting Magic 8-Balls in Africa. What gets me going now is analyzing sauerkraut in Orlando, FL.